MedTech Leadership

[anonymous]

Timmy is trying not to get Ashley’ed. MedTech is a quagmire that needs a huge transformation. Sell the losers, beef up the winners. Easy Peasy.

Michael can sell off Cerenovus for $1B, see ya Saki! Everyone is wondering how Michael is going to handle the BWI mess he’s now inherited.

 

[anonymous]

Mark D out and Christian C is in as WW President at Cerenovus. Interesting move.

 

[anonymous]

Seems like CSS was dissolved so they didn't need Celine anymore. Cerenovus is for sale, and BWI sales are collapsing due to the stroke-inducing Varipulse catheter. Also Mentor was transfered to Hani's Surgery group.

Also interesting to note that Shockwave & Abiomed are now under the direct control of Tim S. Those were taken away from Michael B.

Michael B's job is going to be to manage the divestiture of Cerenovus & then manage the future divestiture of BWI.

Why was Mentor transfered to Surgery? No plans to divest Mentor?

 

[anonymous]

Why was Mentor transfered to Surgery? No plans to divest Mentor?

It’s been for sale by owner for almost 10 years. No takers unfortunately.

 

[anonymous]

It’s been for sale by owner for almost 10 years. No takers unfortunately.

Maybe an all-female company will buy them. Free implants for all.

 

[anonymous]

Maybe an all-female company will buy them. Free implants for all.

 

[anonymous]

What will Saki do without Mark carrying him from opco to opco?!

 

[anonymous]

Yes indeed poor Timmy.
Almost every platform in Medtech is looking quite unwell in 2025.
Lot of pressure placed on Ethicon ( or whatever the name is today)..
Unfortunately for Timmy , he ain't got much of a brain trust in SURGERY leadership either.
With Hani ' everything in incredible ' and the plastic robot in SC ( Delfin) are like those German generals from WW2 , barking orders at divisions that no longer exist....
Truly out of touch and so obviously floundering ,when need AI to write your townhall balderdash

 

[anonymous]

Yes indeed poor Timmy.
Almost every platform in Medtech is looking quite unwell in 2025.
Lot of pressure placed on Ethicon ( or whatever the name is today)..
Unfortunately for Timmy , he ain't got much of a brain trust in SURGERY leadership either.
With Hani ' everything in incredible ' and the plastic robot in SC ( Delfin) are like those German generals from WW2 , barking orders at divisions that no longer exist....
Truly out of touch and so obviously floundering ,when need AI to write your townhall balderdash

I've got a solution that will resolve all of J&J's problems...new branding. Not Johnson and Johnson. Not J&J. NewCo will be John's Johnson. I'm working out the details now will share soon.

 

[anonymous]

I've got a solution that will resolve all of J&J's problems...new branding. Not Johnson and Johnson. Not J&J. NewCo will be John's Johnson. I'm working out the details now will share soon.

I like it. Maybe our slogan can be, "Grab 'em by the Johnson?"

 

[anonymous]

I've got a solution that will resolve all of J&J's problems...new branding. Not Johnson and Johnson. Not J&J. NewCo will be John's Johnson. I'm working out the details now will share soon.

Incredible !! Just send the millions invoice, for your sterling work, written in cursive with a different shade of red to JD..