New levels

[anonymous]

Go fuck yourself, Internet Karen.

Shut er up! Viatris rules

 

[anonymous]

Wow!
seY ynam da sboj detsop htiw a egnar fo 471-k162. ynaM roines sreganam dnuora k581 ereh gnitteg sreffo ta revo k032 ta SVN ot trats. toN desirprus sa yeht evah syawla dah hgih pmoc derapmoc ot eht yrtsudni. enoynA evah na aedi fo eht erom elbarovaf snoisivid ta SVN?

You are right, she is a nut job who deserves being the leftovers or second choice in her personal life. Cuckoo Cuckoo

 

[anonymous]

HOW DO YOU KEEP PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE FROM GETTING SOGGY?
To prevent a soggy pineapple upside down cake, be sure to blot any excess liquid from your pineapples, and avoid using any additional juice or liquid than the recipe calls for in the cake.

Do u like cruises? I bet you place an upside down pineapple outside your door at night. This reveals the type of person you are, and those around you.

Ssa kcus uoY

 

[anonymous]

Do u like cruises? I bet you place an upside down pineapple outside your door at night. This reveals the type of person you are, and those around you.

Ssa kcus uoY

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[anonymous]

Completely agree with the decision made for the scientific career track: It now feels like the roles match the titles. Looking forward to the hundreds of LinkedIn “promotions” on July 10. Lol.

All eyes will be looking at LI to see who received B titles. HR has some serious explaining to do with this sh## show rollout. The again, maybe it benefits them, people will leave I guess.

 

[anonymous]

Any idea yet who will be associate directors?

Attention. Please post your position and division, if granted one of these new titles. Detailed responses would be greatly appreciated, we represent equitable employment practices.

 

[anonymous]

100% of the new levels went to TO based employees.

Not a single one went to the field sales organization.

Typical.

 

[anonymous]

100% of the new levels went to TO based employees.

Not a single one went to the field sales organization.

Typical.

you deliver scripted messages and free lunches, that deserves a promotion?

 

[anonymous]

you deliver scripted messages and free lunches, that deserves a promotion?

you hire vendors and otherwise eat bagels and Cobb salads...does that deserve a promotion?

when you crawl back to your cube, remember this - I am playing 27 today. That's right, today. I have a company car while you have a '08 Camry. I realize about $12k extra a year in free meals because I always order extra and have them pack it up separately, which I take home. When I want to get to my fully paid off beach house(thanks Celgene) early, I just leave whenever I want to beat traffic. I only have to be around your type of dork-nerd for 2 days each year, otherwise I'm with the elite crowd you wished you were in high school and college. My wife is a smoke show and loves to party. Your old lady has a PhD and makes $300k a year but would scare the flies of manure and doesn't live love anyway. Tell her to shave her legs.

so go back and get on a web call. I'll be 4 under by then.

 

[anonymous]

you hire vendors and otherwise eat bagels and Cobb salads...does that deserve a promotion?

when you crawl back to your cube, remember this - I am playing 27 today. That's right, today. I have a company car while you have a '08 Camry. I realize about $12k extra a year in free meals because I always order extra and have them pack it up separately, which I take home. When I want to get to my fully paid off beach house(thanks Celgene) early, I just leave whenever I want to beat traffic. I only have to be around your type of dork-nerd for 2 days each year, otherwise I'm with the elite crowd you wished you were in high school and college. My wife is a smoke show and loves to party. Your old lady has a PhD and makes $300k a year but would scare the flies of manure and doesn't live love anyway. Tell her to shave her legs.

so go back and get on a web call. I'll be 4 under by then.

Dumb. Ass. Rep.

 

[anonymous]

100% of the new levels went to TO based employees.

Not a single one went to the field sales organization.

Typical.

Wrong. I'm a field sales rep and was told I'll be an AD come July. AD meaning always driving.

 

[anonymous]

you hire vendors and otherwise eat bagels and Cobb salads...does that deserve a promotion?

when you crawl back to your cube, remember this - I am playing 27 today. That's right, today. I have a company car while you have a '08 Camry. I realize about $12k extra a year in free meals because I always order extra and have them pack it up separately, which I take home. When I want to get to my fully paid off beach house(thanks Celgene) early, I just leave whenever I want to beat traffic. I only have to be around your type of dork-nerd for 2 days each year, otherwise I'm with the elite crowd you wished you were in high school and college. My wife is a smoke show and loves to party. Your old lady has a PhD and makes $300k a year but would scare the flies of manure and doesn't live love anyway. Tell her to shave her legs.

so go back and get on a web call. I'll be 4 under by then.

well it got me a promotion, so there is that...glad you are enjoying golf while I am making in-roads at HQ. We all make choices in our career. My car is a quite nice newer model luxury SUV, thank you. You keep living up your college frat days partying with your lovely wife while I continue to advance my career, grow my family. I suspect your friends know you as "meathead" or "bluto"...

 

[anonymous]

you hire vendors and otherwise eat bagels and Cobb salads...does that deserve a promotion?

when you crawl back to your cube, remember this - I am playing 27 today. That's right, today. I have a company car while you have a '08 Camry. I realize about $12k extra a year in free meals because I always order extra and have them pack it up separately, which I take home. When I want to get to my fully paid off beach house(thanks Celgene) early, I just leave whenever I want to beat traffic. I only have to be around your type of dork-nerd for 2 days each year, otherwise I'm with the elite crowd you wished you were in high school and college. My wife is a smoke show and loves to party. Your old lady has a PhD and makes $300k a year but would scare the flies of manure and doesn't live love anyway. Tell her to shave her legs.

so go back and get on a web call. I'll be 4 under by then.

Figures that a rep would reference food as an insult. That’s all you know. Get this straight, you are not “around our type.” You get to watch us speak and afterward you clap and cheer while standing. We then leave, while you are made to stick around, like a teenager at summer camp, for 3 days of iPad adjustment and pen pointing role plays. Nothing about you or your “crowd” is elite. No one is interested in you career in which you play story time reading from a PI to accomplished professionals while wearing a name tag like a Footlocker associate.

 

[anonymous]

I finished 2 over. Rough finish. Ive got a start at 7:30 tomorrow. Have to get in 18 before a "speaker program" at lunch. I'll add 8-10 calls and then head to the pool and nap the rest of the day.

My summer shut down starts June 1st and runs until Oct 1st each year since 2019.

You enjoy your trip back to your cube and then to Ventu Estates and your 1200 square foot abode.

 

[anonymous]

I finished 2 over. Rough finish. Ive got a start at 7:30 tomorrow. Have to get in 18 before a "speaker program" at lunch. I'll add 8-10 calls and then head to the pool and nap the rest of the day.

My summer shut down starts June 1st and runs until Oct 1st each year since 2019.

You enjoy your trip back to your cube and then to Ventu Estates and your 1200 square foot abode.

 

[anonymous]

100% of the new levels went to TO based employees.

Not a single one went to the field sales organization.

Typical.

Oh please, only Amgen could screw this up. Everyone is pissed because other companies hand these titles out like Halloween candy for the last 10 years. Now since Amgen is late to the party, they try to hype these roles which are assigned by throwing darts. Only Amgen could phuck up something so simple and not dish out ad roles but actually create avp roles that other companies don't use. Many will quit and Amgen won't care.

 

[anonymous]

I finished 2 over. Rough finish. Ive got a start at 7:30 tomorrow. Have to get in 18 before a "speaker program" at lunch. I'll add 8-10 calls and then head to the pool and nap the rest of the day.

My summer shut down starts June 1st and runs until Oct 1st each year since 2019.

You enjoy your trip back to your cube and then to Ventu Estates and your 1200 square foot abode.

yes, your going places in your career! When they cut the sales force more, and they will, make sure part of your interview prep included practicing “would you like to supersize your fries and drink”?

 

[anonymous]

Oh please, only Amgen could screw this up. Everyone is pissed because other companies hand these titles out like Halloween candy for the last 10 years. Now since Amgen is late to the party, they try to hype these roles which are assigned by throwing darts. Only Amgen could phuck up something so simple and not dish out ad roles but actually create avp roles that other companies don't use. Many will quit and Amgen won't care.

It seems the best route would have been to be at parity with other companies. All sales managers [senior] at Novartis, Merck, and others are AD'S. The same goes for marketing,, training, etc.. l also agree that the AVP role really doesn't exist elsewhere, probably made up to accommodate someone's friend or relative. Whomever drafted this new model has probably only worked at Amgen and was too lazy to look at job postings elsewhere.

 

[anonymous]

I finished 2 over. Rough finish. Ive got a start at 7:30 tomorrow. Have to get in 18 before a "speaker program" at lunch. I'll add 8-10 calls and then head to the pool and nap the rest of the day.

My summer shut down starts June 1st and runs until Oct 1st each year since 2019.

You enjoy your trip back to your cube and then to Ventu Estates and your 1200 square foot abode.

This is why we don’t allow reps to think without assistance. You’re pontificating based upon what you’ve seen on television about a corporate office from the 1980s, but in your job you navigate calendars and neatly write your name within a square

 

[anonymous]

This is why we don’t allow reps to think without assistance. You’re pontificating based upon what you’ve seen on television about a corporate office from the 1980s, but in your job you navigate calendars and neatly write your name within a square

and you are just like Merck in the 80s -running a broken playbook, working 70 hours a week and not living life. meanwhile, I have multiple homes, fast cars, I drink the best red wines, the best whiskey, smoke the best weed and I have women all over my territory - life is good. I can't wait until TO cuts me. I have more money than I will ever need. One day we will all be dead and you can look back with a swell of pride that you spent most of your life in a cube managing vendors without doing anything original yourself -I will smile knowing I tapped about as much tang as possible all while living the dolce vita.