Payout Adjustment

[anonymous]

I just received a phone call from HR My payout has been adjusted. They are deducting 8 dollars from my account. I’m crushed

 

[anonymous]

We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving

 

[anonymous]

I am thinking that if I make house call on an office tonight then I can log it in tomorrow? Or vice versa

 

[anonymous]

Does anyone know who to call when have fallen and can’t get up?

 

[anonymous]

I think you might phone a friend

 

[anonymous]

When I was young I used to sleep in and party all night. Now that I am older I still do that. Can I still work here with that lifestyle? This is like primary care right? Check the box kind of job?

 

[anonymous]

Yeah you crazy biys are just wasting your time There was no email.
There will be no rank change or payout adjustment. Now go back to your jail cell.

You mean ‘back to your car.’ More calls. 22 calls a day is the new expectation. You need to sign off on that tomorrow.

You must annoy the crap out of 22 doctors each day. Then your counterpart will come in the next day, and the green rep later in the week.

Did you close with a patient type? A doctor can’t figure out where to use our products you imbecile. You MUST paint the picture. Wtf. These doctors don’t know you crack head.

 

[anonymous]

When I was young I used to sleep in and party all night. Now that I am older I still do that. Can I still work here with that lifestyle? This is like primary care right? Check the box kind of job?

Yup. Total check the box. You especially need to call on all of those Retina specialists with a product that is known to cause a condition they treat.

Retina specialists do NOT want you wearing reading glasses!! The horror. You must see all of them 18x a week.

 

[anonymous]

So I heard the reps up north complained about the numbers and how they didn’t win like they always do. Imagine that.

 

[anonymous]

Yup. Total check the box. You especially need to call on all of those Retina specialists with a product that is known to cause a condition they treat.

Retina specialists do NOT want you wearing reading glasses!! The horror. You must see all of them 18x a week.

 

[anonymous]

Yup. Total check the box. You especially need to call on all of those Retina specialists with a product that is known to cause a condition they treat.

Retina specialists do NOT want you wearing reading glasses!! The horror. You must see all of them 18x a week.

The only docs that write my new drop are retina specialists Eveeyone knows that

 

[anonymous]

So I heard the reps up north complained about the numbers and how they didn’t win like they always do. Imagine that.

Well they do when a ton. Wonder why that is. It’s definitely not their skills.

 

[anonymous]

Does anyone know who to call when have fallen and can’t get up?

Try ghostbusters

 

[anonymous]

You mean ‘back to your car.’ More calls. 22 calls a day is the new expectation. You need to sign off on that tomorrow.

You must annoy the crap out of 22 doctors each day. Then your counterpart will come in the next day, and the green rep later in the week.

Did you close with a patient type? A doctor can’t figure out where to use our products you imbecile. You MUST paint the picture. Wtf. These doctors don’t know you crack head.

Add an attendee that will make it 44. Duh

 

[anonymous]

So I heard the reps up north complained about the numbers and how they didn’t win like they always do. Imagine that.

THIS!!!! i bet this is right on the money

 

[anonymous]

Try ghostbusters

You can call me Al

 

[anonymous]

So I heard the reps up north complained about the numbers and how they didn’t win like they always do. Imagine that.

Those yanks do some shaaaaady sh*t…. Shaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy. Dddddddeeeeee

They needed the numbers fixed since they couldn’t do their prefillment. Hey whatever happened to those sheets. With the lines and umbrellas and shit

 

[anonymous]

When I was young I used to sleep in and party all night. Now that I am older I still do that. Can I still work here with that lifestyle? This is like primary care right? Check the box kind of job?

I fake 40 percent of my Calls
It’s been 3 years and I’m still here folks

 

[anonymous]

I am thinking that if I make house call on an office tonight then I can log it in tomorrow? Or vice versa

I do that all the time

 

[anonymous]

So I heard the reps up north complained about the numbers and how they didn’t win like they always do. Imagine that.

Those yanks do some shady sh*t. Shaaaaa, heyhey, deeeeeeee…

They needed the numbers fixed because they couldn’t do their prefillment HIPPA violations.

hey whatever happened to those sheets? With the lines and umbrellas and sh*t? You know- the ones that were common sense until you looked at that paper.