What is wrong with the Lohan Family?

[PsychoTime]

1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING

 

[Drug Dumper]

They think they're normal. It's the PRESS that is over dramatizing everything.......

 

[Vagitarian]

1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING

Maybe they're just fucked up?

How do we know mommy's a whore? Does she charge? I mean there's nothing wrong with a grown woman putting on her party dress and getting a good fucking now and then. Does a body good !

 

[Wonka]

Trying to stay in the limelight. Lindsay's career over and rest never had one. It's like going from a pharma rep to a greeter at Walmart. Somewhat of a star and now not.

 

[Breakingnews]

Maybe Lindsay can make a guest appearance on Charlie Sheen's 'Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour'. That would be interesting to say the least.

 

[Pale Horse]

1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING

Reminds me of a trailer park soap opera

 

[Drug Dumper]

I knew there was a way to perfectly describe that family, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. That's perfect.

 

[Pale Horse]

I knew there was a way to perfectly describe that family, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. That's perfect.

What's insane DD is that we are aware of them and their antics!

 

[tinkrbelle]

Trying to stay in the limelight. Lindsay's career over and rest never had one. It's like going from a pharma rep to a greeter at Walmart. Somewhat of a star and now not.

Hey, what's wrong with being a Walmart greeter?

 

[Wonka]

Hey, what's wrong with being a Walmart greeter?

Actually nothing at all, but a pre-retirement pharma rep that has been downsized might not see it as a good opportunity.

 

[Vagitarian]

Reminds me of a trailer park soap opera

Agree with DD - the quintessential perfect description........