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What is wrong with the Lohan Family?


PsychoTime

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1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING
 




1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING

Maybe they're just fucked up?

How do we know mommy's a whore? Does she charge? I mean there's nothing wrong with a grown woman putting on her party dress and getting a good fucking now and then. Does a body good !
 


  • Wonka   Mar 23, 2011 at 10:31: PM
Trying to stay in the limelight. Lindsay's career over and rest never had one. It's like going from a pharma rep to a greeter at Walmart. Somewhat of a star and now not.
 


Maybe Lindsay can make a guest appearance on Charlie Sheen's 'Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour'. That would be interesting to say the least.
 


1. Lindsay is about to go to prison for shoplifting a $2500 necklace, probation violation, beating up a lady at the rehab center in Palm Springs, dirty drug testing results

2. Michael (daddy) just got arrested with felony counts of injuring/assaulting his live in girlfriend and false imprisonment

3. Dina (mommy) is a partying whore

#WINNING

Reminds me of a trailer park soap opera
 


I knew there was a way to perfectly describe that family, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. That's perfect.
 




Trying to stay in the limelight. Lindsay's career over and rest never had one. It's like going from a pharma rep to a greeter at Walmart. Somewhat of a star and now not.

Hey, what's wrong with being a Walmart greeter?