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What a slap in the face this acquisition has been for SurgRx reps... first they give us this live infomercial on J&J/ EES while in Chicago- "yay! so happy to have all of you, yay! It's a great company to work for! Yay! You're going to come in as Senior reps and perhaps executive reps and make so much money, drive a company car, get a Verizon discount, yippie! EES all the way!" Then they turn around and tell us to interview for our jobs. (slap) Then they inform us that the leveling has changed and many of us are not going to qualify for Senior Level reps, not to mention Executive (slap slap) and oh, by the way... the 45 open territories?! ha! Make that 33 since most of the territories where in no mans land where there wasn't any SurgRx rep to begin with. Bravo J&J we're feeling the love... can't wait to sell trocars and drive my sweet assed Impala. Anyone else bitter?!
Whoever you are that's brilliant stuff. Very credo-like. They gave us Laurel as "The Messenger" so Kipshit and Fred wouldn't have any blood on their hands! They probably promised her a promotion (on the phone, never in writing) for taking the flak for this and she probably accepted, not thinking that maybe they were BSing her too... I wish her luck.
The way this is going, I assume they will soon go back to all the docs we converted (as specified in the account reports) and try to convert them back to the Harmonica. What an absolute bunch of douches. I think I'm only upset because I actually believed their BS for a bit. Then I look at my bank account and I feel better.
EES looks great from the outside, but all I needed was one little peek under their skirt to never, ever give another EES rep the time of day. Douche Inc. Ethidouche. Ethicon Endo-Douchery