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Discussion in 'Dermira' started by anonymous, Mar 6, 2018 at 11:30 AM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Thanksgiving dinner discussion:

    Family: “(Insert your name), tell us about your new job?”
    You: “Well, I now sell the first and only prescription moist toilets for primary axillary hyperhirdrosis. This is a ..”
    Family: “wait, isn’t that for sweaty armpits?”
    You: “Not quite, this is an embarrassing condition..”
    Family: “bhahahahaha sounds like armpit wipes? I have a drawer of handkerchiefs and a shelf of deodarant... “
    You: “It’s not that easy and these patients really...”
    Family: “Hogwash, let’s have dinner and give thanks for people with sweaty arm pits and companies selling snake oils!”

    I can’t wait!
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Moist ass wipes.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hmmm what if I mixed these up with my toilet wipes... no swamp ass is a good thing. Maybe better than dealing with pit sweat... hey I think I’m on to something!
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Yes let’s sell off label. That will get you the PIT wipe master green jacket. Or an orange jumpsuit you moron.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Lol you think I’m serious? Wow we are surrounded by idiots.

    Sure I’ll sell it for swamp a$s! Bhahahaahhahahahhahahahaha
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It works very well on sweaty sacs!
    Cleaned mine right before I dipped them on your girls face!
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Works great on bald heads as well.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    swamp ass, bald heads and ball bags are all excellent indications for this drug.
    Reps are going to need something other than sweaty pits to drive numbers.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hope she enjoyed it as much as your mom .... and daughter.... jackass!!!

    Again..... you thought I was serious bhhahhhahahahahhaha idiot!
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Your laughing at yourself.
    Douche=You
    Don’t worry I’ll plow your old lady then clean her off with your pit wipes!
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hilarious asf!! Anyone else getting calls from recruiters on open positions?? Wonder what the deal is
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    There’s currently 1 position open, so I’d say you’re full of shit
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    What happened to the rep?
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    And now Denver opening. Just the beginning .......
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    this company is doomed. Ran by a bunch of tyrants who don’t know how to allocate. I give it 6 more months.
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Lot of openings available, w/ Lilly acquisition, does that mean we’re eventually big Pharma?