Fossil Sales Force

[anonymous]

If you're a 58 year old woman with skin that looks like a football team that stomped on a garbage bag full of ricotta cheese, then this place is for you. Or any dude which transitioned over from being the store manager at Abacrombie, you'll do just fine here. If you're into having sex, not making love - then you'll be promoted to VP within the year.

 

[anonymous]

If you're a 58 year old woman with skin that looks like a football team that stomped on a garbage bag full of ricotta cheese, then this place is for you. Or any dude which transitioned over from being the store manager at Abacrombie, you'll do just fine here. If you're into having sex, not making love - then you'll be promoted to VP within the year.

who’s the old shoe that struts around phoenix thinking they’re hot shit? Has all of us banned from numerous offices because of their antics. Well done you old bird.

 

[anonymous]

well I'm mostly blacked out drunk from sitting in the sun all day waiting for the stupid parents to wheel their fat kids up to watch fireworks on the boardwalk, so i figured I'd kill some time.
I love Upneeq and hopefully they have condoms at the sundry store at the NSM. I hate flying with them.

 

[anonymous]

You all must be so proud of the disgusting personnel you have hired. This company has tanked! Anybody with a brain or integrity have this or integrity has left.

 

[anonymous]

You all must be so proud of the disgusting personnel you have hired. This company has tanked! Anybody with a brain or integrity have this or integrity has left.

Makes perfect sense. Obviously the "education" train on the Florida/Georgia line isn't riding the right rails.

I'm not sure who would want to leave this place? Seriously. Getting paid a ton, little to no managerial interaction, no one knows where you are, zero paperwork, benefits on par with every other company, vehicle and you're home by 1:30-2 every single day. Leave the house by 10 on a good day. I ain't leaving till they drag me out. And I store all my Xmas decorations along with my sons football gear in the storage unit.

 

[anonymous]

Makes perfect sense. Obviously the "education" train on the Florida/Georgia line isn't riding the right rails.

I'm not sure who would want to leave this place? Seriously. Getting paid a ton, little to no managerial interaction, no one knows where you are, zero paperwork, benefits on par with every other company, vehicle and you're home by 1:30-2 every single day. Leave the house by 10 on a good day. I ain't leaving till they drag me out. And I store all my Xmas decorations along with my sons football gear in the storage unit.

So glad that Brian and JD and Jarrett continue to carry on the epitome of professionalism hiring these jerks

 

[anonymous]

So glad that Brian and JD and Jarrett continue to carry on the epitome of professionalism hiring these jerks

Hey asshole,
Not one of them have any say in who gets hired. AG is the hero behind it. And he’s more caught up in himself looking pretty for photo ops that it doesn’t matter who works here.

 

[anonymous]

Hey asshole,
Not one of them have any say in who gets hired. AG is the hero behind it. And he’s more caught up in himself looking pretty for photo ops that it doesn’t matter who works here.

He's all about his face and optics. They know who they hired. This will be worse than bleaks

 

[anonymous]

Hey asshole,
Not one of them have any say in who gets hired. AG is the hero behind it. And he’s more caught up in himself looking pretty for photo ops that it doesn’t matter who works here.

Gross! Same description from people at his prior company.

 

[anonymous]

well I'm mostly blacked out drunk from sitting in the sun all day waiting for the stupid parents to wheel their fat kids up to watch fireworks on the boardwalk, so i figured I'd kill some time.
I love Upneeq and hopefully they have condoms at the sundry store at the NSM. I hate flying with them.

You are an alcoholic whose condom would keep slipping off anyway. try a few drops of upneeq samples
maybe thats another application and a more hopeful business model.

 

[anonymous]

well I'm mostly blacked out drunk from sitting in the sun all day waiting for the stupid parents to wheel their fat kids up to watch fireworks on the boardwalk, so i figured I'd kill some time.
I love Upneeq and hopefully they have condoms at the sundry store at the NSM. I hate flying with them.

You are an alcoholic whose condom would keep slipping off anyway. try a few drops of upneeq samples
maybe thats another application and a more hopeful business model.

 

[anonymous]

You are an alcoholic whose condom would keep slipping off anyway. try a few drops of upneeq samples
maybe thats another application and a more hopeful business model.

Very witty response. You must be the 58 year old shoe who's trying to ride out the rest of her career in aesthetics all well bragging to your divorced friends how amazing your life is, but also knowing your husband is nailing some 30 year old paralegal in a hotel on his "business trip". But - you keep thinking your hot shit with your spray tan and hair did to a T running around Memphis. Enjoy your day!

 

[anonymous]

Makes perfect sense. Obviously the "education" train on the Florida/Georgia line isn't riding the right rails.

I'm not sure who would want to leave this place? Seriously. Getting paid a ton, little to no managerial interaction, no one knows where you are, zero paperwork, benefits on par with every other company, vehicle and you're home by 1:30-2 every single day. Leave the house by 10 on a good day. I ain't leaving till they drag me out. And I store all my Xmas decorations along with my sons football gear in the storage unit.

You must not go to the docs. Medical benefits suck- not on par with other pharma

 

[anonymous]

All I can say is, in the past couple of years since hiring these a*******, This place has gone to a very bad state. Immature and lacking in professionalism! I honestly cannot believe that our leadership does not see this garbage. You are paying for it! Everyone that we knew that was good or great has left this place! Do you recognize why? Get it back.

 

[anonymous]

You must not go to the docs. Medical benefits suck- not on par with other pharma

Don’t need um. My husband is a professor and we use his. Now go get your shine box. Dick.

 

[anonymous]

Makes perfect sense. Obviously the "education" train on the Florida/Georgia line isn't riding the right rails.

I'm not sure who would want to leave this place? Seriously. Getting paid a ton, little to no managerial interaction, no one knows where you are, zero paperwork, benefits on par with every other company, vehicle and you're home by 1:30-2 every single day. Leave the house by 10 on a good day. I ain't leaving till they drag me out. And I store all my Xmas decorations along with my sons football gear in the storage unit.

They don't drag anyone out, just layoff with a simple phonemail

 

[anonymous]

They don't drag anyone out, just layoff with a simple phonemail

Even being in a management role like I am, I knew most of my people were going to be terminated. Luckily I'm still here and thriving. Nice to have a smaller sales force without the drama, and I love the divorced 53 year old's who work for me. They have nothing else to do. Kids are in college, ex's pay for everything, they drive nice cars, post on FB that their lives are the best, then go home and drink Franzia till they black out and do it again the next day. Tireless workers.

 

[anonymous]

Even being in a management role like I am, I knew most of my people were going to be terminated. Luckily I'm still here and thriving. Nice to have a smaller sales force without the drama, and I love the divorced 53 year old's who work for me. They have nothing else to do. Kids are in college, ex's pay for everything, they drive nice cars, post on FB that their lives are the best, then go home and drink Franzia till they black out and do it again the next day. Tireless workers.

If you are truly in "management" and thriving maybe you should get the staff you"love" some serious medical help.
"Blacking out" while drinking is a sure sign of alcoholism.
Evidently, Alcoholics abound at Revitalid. Could it be that hard to sell this product?? It it driving everyone to drink? Or
Is it impossible to get a sober professional for the gig?

 

[anonymous]

Even being in a management role like I am, I knew most of my people were going to be terminated. Luckily I'm still here and thriving. Nice to have a smaller sales force without the drama, and I love the divorced 53 year old's who work for me. They have nothing else to do. Kids are in college, ex's pay for everything, they drive nice cars, post on FB that their lives are the best, then go home and drink Franzia till they black out and do it again the next day. Tireless workers.

I agree. I’ll make over $200K this year selling this garbage product. Feel like I live in the 50’s selling snake oil but they love it. Get the green while you can. Wait till you hear my success story on our next fireside chat. Can’t wait to hear Aiden or Alexia drop the “I did an amazing lunch” bomb on all of us to start. But I’ll end it.

 

[anonymous]

Even being in a management role like I am, I knew most of my people were going to be terminated. Luckily I'm still here and thriving. Nice to have a smaller sales force without the drama, and I love the divorced 53 year old's who work for me. They have nothing else to do. Kids are in college, ex's pay for everything, they drive nice cars, post on FB that their lives are the best, then go home and drink Franzia till they black out and do it again the next day. Tireless workers.

It's disgusting what this company has become. All these comments here are a lawsuit for age discrimination.