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anonymous said:
Is it true that every rep at this place is either an old lady or a dude who looks like an old lady? Jesus man. Hire people who can sell, not the land of misfit toys. My territory crosses paths with 2 reps from the shithole and they both look like they belong as the news anchor for the 11pm news.
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They hired you- take a hard look in the mirror. You are a card carrying citizen of the same land.
 




My grandmother is 82, and she just got offered a job with Rivatalid's.
She guaranteed me that she'll wear white pants, and a floral shirt to match the rest of the ladies out there. Only drawback she had during the interview process was wanting to do lunch at 10am, and missing the young and the restless, but I showed her how to record her shows to VHS. That will be an ice breaker at the training class for her and others.
 


I applaud my peers for doing the best they could under the circumstances. We all will be better for it. I think the writing was on the wall when they were serving Shirley Temples and Hot Tea at the last meeting while playing Engleburt Humperdink on the dance floor. The hotel medic was on high alert for broken hips. As a 35 year old professional, the last thing is my mom telling me to do "out of the box" thinking for my accounts. #geriatricsales #goldbond #sundaypaper #teacupdogs #appleturnovers #bobbyvinton
 




anonymous said:
Only the young and the desperate take sales jobs at Revitalid. Bobo Markison is an old wannabe and JDS is an airhead.
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Are you seeing the same salesforce as me? Bunch of washed up old hags thinking they’re hot shit parading around in cheap clothes. Only young ones are hired by southern managers because they’re morons to begin with. If you can talk without chew or cornbread stuck
In your tooth you’re hired. On the bright side the stock made me $6.18 cents today. Choke on it BOBO.
 


For all the badmouthing going on, this company is pretty decent. I have the autonomy to run my own business as I wish, without the micromanaging which typically comes with.
I've blown out my quota each quarter and I'm on track to hit back to back to back P-clubs. So - if anyone is out there complaining, it's all about internal drive. I do what it takes and make things happen. I will turn 70 in August and don't feel a day over 80.
 


anonymous said:
For all the badmouthing going on, this company is pretty decent. I have the autonomy to run my own business as I wish, without the micromanaging which typically comes with.
I've blown out my quota each quarter and I'm on track to hit back to back to back P-clubs. So - if anyone is out there complaining, it's all about internal drive. I do what it takes and make things happen. I will turn 70 in August and don't feel a day over 80.
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Thank God you have the revitalid samples to still see where you are going
 






Greetings from the field! It's a beautiful weekend to be alive and be part of this growing company. I'm currently getting ready to board a flight to attend a show and secure and develop partners to grow Upneeq! Customers love this product and it's growing! Let's make a difference this week and avoid the negativity! Upneeq is here to stay and we WILL be on the rise. Don't worry we'll have a cute tag line for 22/23 soon, like "We are One" or "Believe to Achieve". Some halfass shit like that to motivate us.
 


anonymous said:
Greetings from the field! It's a beautiful weekend to be alive and be part of this growing company. I'm currently getting ready to board a flight to attend a show and secure and develop partners to grow Upneeq! Customers love this product and it's growing! Let's make a difference this week and avoid the negativity! Upneeq is here to stay and we WILL be on the rise. Don't worry we'll have a cute tag line for 22/23 soon, like "We are One" or "Believe to Achieve". Some halfass shit like that to motivate us.
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Don’t forget “Fast Start”, “Finish Strong”, and “Come in the Middle”
 


anonymous said:
Absolutely! If you own a powder blue suit and wear that to every meeting and "fireside chat" with brown penny loafers and no socks, then you're straight as an arrow. And your feet smell like a fucking dumpster at days end.
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You wouldn’t believe how many beautiful people are at this aesthetics conference I’m at. It’s like a giant lalapaloosa. So many men in skinny jeans parading around dropping Upneeq in the eyes of unsuspecting other men. It’s a classic showdown of man vs himself and How much pride you actually have selling a snake oil to some gay business owners. Room service for 50 later!
 




anonymous said:
All you senior sales reps, clap your backs. Lean with it, pop your hip with it.
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I'm not sure why, but I spit my coffee out laughing at this. Not sure if it's the trendy lingo, or how truthful it is at Rivatalid. Sales force from Pearls of Green Gables coming out so be mindful of your dented cars when they back into you blindly and keep going.
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This job truly is for someone starting out in their 20's maybe. Detailing this product is no different than selling fruit at a farm stand. "We have the best avocados, and let me tell you why!"
Or in the case of this group of ladies "We have the best prunes in the market, and they keep you regular. I'll show you!"
 


I'm so glad I got out of this place. It's a complete embarrassment the level that you have hired to. Leadership and human resources must be so damn proud of this out of this high school.
 


anonymous said:
I'm so glad I got out of this place. It's a complete embarrassment the level that you have hired to. Leadership and human resources must be so damn proud of this out of this high school.
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Yes. And we’re happy that you left and are still envious that you’re checking the board to reply to a string that doesn’t matter to you and your employment anymore. Obviously you’re in a shitty job and wished you stayed. The fact you’re checking a job board which is in your history is embarrassing. run along fat Karen and enjoy your new role in primary care. Follow up in a week and let us know “how glad you are to leave this place”
Aka $65k a year plus 2% match.
Sick of people knocking this company. We’re doing awesome and it’s a great place to work. I’m a woman in my 60’s . Not 80’s and killing it. I may be the youngest one in the sales team but it doesn’t matter. Tonight I’m having soup for dinner and I forgot what I’m supposed to do….
 


anonymous said:
Yes. And we’re happy that you left and are still envious that you’re checking the board to reply to a string that doesn’t matter to you and your employment anymore. Obviously you’re in a shitty job and wished you stayed. The fact you’re checking a job board which is in your history is embarrassing. run along fat Karen and enjoy your new role in primary care. Follow up in a week and let us know “how glad you are to leave this place”
Aka $65k a year plus 2% match.
Sick of people knocking this company. We’re doing awesome and it’s a great place to work. I’m a woman in my 60’s . Not 80’s and killing it. I may be the youngest one in the sales team but it doesn’t matter. Tonight I’m having soup for dinner and I forgot what I’m supposed to do….
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Hey douche...I'm making 180k comp! You're getting screwed with ur crappy comp. I still know ppl at this company. Everyone trying to get out
 





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