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anonymous said:
Hey douche...I'm making 180k comp! You're getting screwed with ur crappy comp. I still know ppl at this company. Everyone trying to get out
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I’m sure you are. That’s why you’re trolling a board with nothing to do with you. So, mr high roller, pack into your skinny suit. Wear some fun socks to show your style, bop around into some offices and pretend your in need and then roll back to your 500 sq foot apartment and fire back a few Tito’s on the rocks. You’re in the big time now douchebag. See if tinder has an hot dudes you can violate and go back to your miserable life pretending that you’ve got it made. But don’t fret, go enjoy the ford escape you’re rockin.
 


anonymous said:
I’m sure you are. That’s why you’re trolling a board with nothing to do with you. So, mr high roller, pack into your skinny suit. Wear some fun socks to show your style, bop around into some offices and pretend your in need and then roll back to your 500 sq foot apartment and fire back a few Tito’s on the rocks. You’re in the big time now douchebag. See if tinder has an hot dudes you can violate and go back to your miserable life pretending that you’ve got it made. But don’t fret, go enjoy the ford escape you’re rockin.
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sounds like you are very familiar with tinder
 








Ran into the rep covering nas proper this week. She seemed like a nice woman with some drive and a good head on her shoulders. She was wrapping up her day at 2:30 to go pick up her grandkids and swing by the senior center for a bridge tournament. Lordy Lordy look who’s 67+
 


anonymous said:
Ran into the rep covering nas proper this week. She seemed like a nice woman with some drive and a good head on her shoulders. She was wrapping up her day at 2:30 to go pick up her grandkids and swing by the senior center for a bridge tournament. Lordy Lordy look who’s 67+
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Better than the young guy on his phone on tinder looking for young men all day I guess
 












anonymous said:
Yes. And we’re happy that you left and are still envious that you’re checking the board to reply to a string that doesn’t matter to you and your employment anymore. Obviously you’re in a shitty job and wished you stayed. The fact you’re checking a job board which is in your history is embarrassing. run along fat Karen and enjoy your new role in primary care. Follow up in a week and let us know “how glad you are to leave this place”
Aka $65k a year plus 2% match.
Sick of people knocking this company. We’re doing awesome and it’s a great place to work. I’m a woman in my 60’s . Not 80’s and killing it. I may be the youngest one in the sales team but it doesn’t matter. Tonight I’m having soup for dinner and I forgot what I’m supposed to do….
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Nope. Still here watching you old hags hold on by a thread while the stock plummets. Grab your Vera wang purse and get out there and sell sell sell! Leftover hard candies from Xmas go a long way to build trust in an office.
 




anonymous said:
So you KNOW you are a CREEPY GUY!
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Well played. Now run along bitch and hit the eyelash appointment. Check in on your asshole teenage kids and see if the check came from your divorce. Little too close to home? Possibly. The weekend is almost here, so pack into the dress you think you look good in. Show some sun spot cleavage and enjoy your evening out with the girls polishing off a “salad” at Applebees. Big night in Texas! Take a bath too this weekend because you’re so tired from the week hustling around dropping off samples and Panera to show you’re hitting metrics and spending money.
 




Does anyone know the manager for S. Florida here? I’m a 78 year old interior decorator and looking to break into Pharma/aesthetics for a fun job. I have a long history of sales performance. I sold Mary Kay for a while. I sold Super Bowl squares for my grandsons soccer team and I’m very directive when I the phone complaining about my Sephora orders and perfume from Gucci. Just looking for some extra cash to help decorate my beachfront home on Sanibel Island and help with adding to the trust fund for my children from 5 different marriages.
 



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