To all field sales not working:


You are not alone my friend. I believe every word you post because I also have been living free and easy for quite awhile. These chumps will NEVER catch you or I with all their nonsensical threats, so called new technology, blah blah blah. I am going to a titty bar right now and like you maybe the lake manana for some water skiing. Keep doing what you do amigo because eventually this teet will dry up and we all need options in life. There is no way I will work more than 10 hours a week. I hate thesefuckers at Watson and love getting a free ride here. Kudos to you buddy for having the balls and guts to live life on your own terms. We are all living on borrowed time here at Generics schlock Pharma. FU Bissaro, Griffin, and every dick manager in this toilet bowl.

Well said my double dippin' brother. I just finished lunch and several Smithwick's. Now, I'll nap prior to Happy Hour. It runs from 5 - 7:30 so I'll be nice and refreshed. I'll update you tomorrow on my golf. I have a 1:40 tee time at my club so I'll sleep in til around 9:30 and get in a quick workout, eat at the club's Grille Room, hit the range & putting green and it's tee time.

Have fun at the tata bar today and enjoy your day of water skiing at the lake. The rest of the suckers will be ordering from Panera or Boston Market and collecting their signatures..."Hi Nancy, could you send this back to the doc for a signature while I have the nurse check the sample closet for me." Pathetic !!!
 

Well said my double dippin' brother. I just finished lunch and several Smithwick's. Now, I'll nap prior to Happy Hour. It runs from 5 - 7:30 so I'll be nice and refreshed. I'll update you tomorrow on my golf. I have a 1:40 tee time at my club so I'll sleep in til around 9:30 and get in a quick workout, eat at the club's Grille Room, hit the range & putting green and it's tee time.

Have fun at the tata bar today and enjoy your day of water skiing at the lake. The rest of the suckers will be ordering from Panera or Boston Market and collecting their signatures..."Hi Nancy, could you send this back to the doc for a signature while I have the nurse check the sample closet for me." Pathetic !!!

Another day with the bong, the lake,and happy hour. I am riding this Watson wave until the job dries up. I truly believe it will last at least 1 more year. I have never slept better in my life. Sorry for all you dummies who give your sweat, souls, and sanity to these mutts. Puff,puff,give. Later.
 
Another day with the bong, the lake,and happy hour. I am riding this Watson wave until the job dries up. I truly believe it will last at least 1 more year. I have never slept better in my life. Sorry for all you dummies who give your sweat, souls, and sanity to these mutts. Puff,puff,give. Later.

Outfuckingstanding bro, great job.
 
Another day with the bong, the lake,and happy hour. I am riding this Watson wave until the job dries up. I truly believe it will last at least 1 more year. I have never slept better in my life. Sorry for all you dummies who give your sweat, souls, and sanity to these mutts. Puff,puff,give. Later.

2B Dippin' Bro - recap my day...slept in til 9. Had breakfast at home and watched ESPN. Went to my club at 1 PM for a beer and the driving range. My partner arrives at 1:25 and we tee off at 1:40. I have a 39 after 9. Par on 10, Bogey on 11. Bird on 12. Then the rain came after I hit a 275 yard drive on 13. I parred 13 and we waited 90 minutes but it was still pouring. We had a martini at the bar and then went our separate ways. I met some friends at a local bar and had several Smithwick's. Came home to refresh. Now it is 10:30 and I am headed to the local night club where it is Ladies Night...Ouch, those Cougars. I'm thinkin' I'll miss my 8 AM workout with my personal trainer. Oh well, better than beggin' for a sig and catering lunch for fat swine slobs. "Hello Panera, I work for Watson. You have my CC on file. Give me the usual; but this time it is for 30 fat RN's not 17."
 
2B Dippin' Bro - recap my day...slept in til 9. Had breakfast at home and watched ESPN. Went to my club at 1 PM for a beer and the driving range. My partner arrives at 1:25 and we tee off at 1:40. I have a 39 after 9. Par on 10, Bogey on 11. Bird on 12. Then the rain came after I hit a 275 yard drive on 13. I parred 13 and we waited 90 minutes but it was still pouring. We had a martini at the bar and then went our separate ways. I met some friends at a local bar and had several Smithwick's. Came home to refresh. Now it is 10:30 and I am headed to the local night club where it is Ladies Night...Ouch, those Cougars. I'm thinkin' I'll miss my 8 AM workout with my personal trainer. Oh well, better than beggin' for a sig and catering lunch for fat swine slobs. "Hello Panera, I work for Watson. You have my CC on file. Give me the usual; but this time it is for 30 fat RN's not 17."

Too Funny.
 
To All,

You need to get back to working immediately and focus on your messaging and targets. If you do not, we will fire you. You must detail on your laptops and enter all information accurately so we can run a laundry list of metrics to manage you. Be sure to be result orientated in every call you make and exceed expectations, we will be watching you.

Happy Selling,

Tom Griffin, VP Sales

Yo Tommy G, go eat a dick!
 
Outfuckingstanding bro, great job.

We all (double dippers) need to unite on a tropical island somewhere. We need to celebrate our successes and our winnings. I am making over $300 K per annum and all I have done is forged signatures. Tommorow I will awaken, drink coffee, eat eggs & bacon, golf at Trump National, and the bang a babe for my dessert. Have fun ordering 7 large with pepperoni & mushrooms..."for my top office, Greg." ...suckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How do you double dip if you have to make 10 calls a day and get signatures that are timed stamped? I didn't think you had that much flexiblity at Watson?

Very easy Mr. Management dickhead: I have copies of all my docs sigs and I am an expert forger. I take the samples from my forged sigs and dump them in the garbage where they belong. I have been around the block a few times chum and know every angle of this game. You will never catch me or others who choose to look out for #1, you certainly are not loyal to my cause. Anymore questions Einstein?
 
Very easy Mr. Management dickhead: I have copies of all my docs sigs and I am an expert forger. I take the samples from my forged sigs and dump them in the garbage where they belong. I have been around the block a few times chum and know every angle of this game. You will never catch me or others who choose to look out for #1, you certainly are not loyal to my cause. Anymore questions Einstein?

I concur with your way of doing business. The only step you left out was to systematically add your bogus calls/sample drops randomly throughout the day. Keep up the good work buddy.
 
Very easy Mr. Management dickhead: I have copies of all my docs sigs and I am an expert forger. I take the samples from my forged sigs and dump them in the garbage where they belong. I have been around the block a few times chum and know every angle of this game. You will never catch me or others who choose to look out for #1, you certainly are not loyal to my cause. Anymore questions Einstein?

You only answered the first part of the question, Turd! Obviously call entries have a time stamp, and someone who entered all of their weekly calls all at once would jump off the screen. So you are either a pure liar, or you take your little Watson bracelet to the beach where you would look like a tool forging your worthlessness.
 
Very easy Mr. Management dickhead: I have copies of all my docs sigs and I am an expert forger. I take the samples from my forged sigs and dump them in the garbage where they belong. I have been around the block a few times chum and know every angle of this game. You will never catch me or others who choose to look out for #1, you certainly are not loyal to my cause. Anymore questions Einstein?

Yessir my double dippin' bro. You are so right on the money. I think we might be related as we are both geniuses. To all the hapless fools who actually "work" for Watson; have an anxiety filled weekend worrying about your "ridealong" on Monday...suckers.
 
You gotta love this "Back pocket turd" moron! He so aptly proves the point that even in this industry, there are mental degenerates. He is the type who has no friends, consistently rates "poorly" in his job performance reviews, and was obviously selected for employment because he can so easily be controlled- he never makes waves. He loves to drink up the kool- aid because he is mentally un-able to think for himself. Just contine to ignore him!
 
You gotta love this "Back pocket turd" moron! He so aptly proves the point that even in this industry, there are mental degenerates. He is the type who has no friends, consistently rates "poorly" in his job performance reviews, and was obviously selected for employment because he can so easily be controlled- he never makes waves. He loves to drink up the kool- aid because he is mentally un-able to think for himself. Just contine to ignore him!

Un-able??? kool- aid???? Contine??????????????????????????? Here we have a CC grad struggling to survive in the real business world. He is failing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO badly that he needs to post negatives on an anonymous website! Weep for him, fellow Watsonians! He is pulling your bonuses down and he is totally weak!
 
Un-able??? kool- aid???? Contine??????????????????????????? Here we have a CC grad struggling to survive in the real business world. He is failing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO badly that he needs to post negatives on an anonymous website! Weep for him, fellow Watsonians! He is pulling your bonuses down and he is totally weak!

"fellow Watsonians!" How pathetic. I bet you are 30 and still live with Mommy. "Mom, pack me a ham sandwich, hold the lettuce bitch, to hold me over. My Boston Market order is arriving at 1PM." You sad, sad, loser.
 


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