To all field sales not working:


Yessir my double dippin' bro. You are so right on the money. I think we might be related as we are both geniuses. To all the hapless fools who actually "work" for Watson; have an anxiety filled weekend worrying about your "ridealong" on Monday...suckers.

Yessir brotha...a Saturday. I woke up, went to the gym, had a bite with my fellow investors & discussed which stocks are hot, walked the dog, went swimming in my luxorious in ground pool, sat in my hot tub, had a Stoli on the rocks, went to buy some t shirts & jeans...had pizza, came home and my neighbor's wife blew me. Had eggplant parm and wine...now heading to NYC for drinks at WTC Memorial thing at a a bar in Tribeca. You Midwestern assholes just dont understand

Go get your sigs on Monday suckers...I will be eating lobster on Cape Cod... ha friggin ha
 


"fellow Watsonians!" How pathetic. I bet you are 30 and still live with Mommy. "Mom, pack me a ham sandwich, hold the lettuce bitch, to hold me over. My Boston Market order is arriving at 1PM." You sad, sad, loser.

Great post! I'm sure he is, of course single, and is still trying to control his greasy face and greasy hair!
 






You only answered the first part of the question, Turd! Obviously call entries have a time stamp, and someone who entered all of their weekly calls all at once would jump off the screen. So you are either a pure liar, or you take your little Watson bracelet to the beach where you would look like a tool forging your worthlessness.

I take into consideration drive and office time. Then set a timer to let me know when to enter the next call. It's an exact science that these morons will never figure out!
 


Un-able??? kool- aid???? Contine??????????????????????????? Here we have a CC grad struggling to survive in the real business world. He is failing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO badly that he needs to post negatives on an anonymous website! Weep for him, fellow Watsonians! He is pulling your bonuses down and he is totally weak!

Should we weep for you as well? Considering you are doing the exact same thing.
 


To All,

You need to get back to working immediately and focus on your messaging and targets. If you do not, we will fire you. You must detail on your laptops and enter all information accurately so we can run a laundry list of metrics to manage you. Be sure to be result orientated in every call you make and exceed expectations, we will be watching you.

Happy Selling,

Tom Griffin, VP Sales

Chill out you incompetent ass clown
 




Tom Griffin here. Hope you all had a good productive week out in the trenches. Just a reminder, we will be having massive layoffs the second week in January 2013 and we will not be sending out COBRA to you unfortunate underacheivers who get whacked! We here in the Parsippany castle have already identified those of you chosen to be dismissed. Make no mistake, our intentions are that you continue to make 9-11 legitimate physician calls EVERY day or else, remember, we are always watching and monitoring your activities, have a joyous weekend.
 




Not working at all this week, my docs don't use any of our products, we bring zero value to our offices, I can input all calls and bogus sample drops from the gents club, thanks Tom.
 


How about RM's not working but faking that they were ???

This is an epidemic. All managers fake field contacts. My manager consistently says to me - "if anyone questions you, I was with you all day...right" Wink, wink. At least he's consistent.

Hey, I'm not complaining...I run my errands, catch a movie, hit the gym, go to my tennis lesson, do some shopping etc. Then I fake my calls. Manager won't pressure me cause I'll rat on him. I make good money fudging calls. What a system !!!
 


This is an epidemic. All managers fake field contacts. My manager consistently says to me - "if anyone questions you, I was with you all day...right" Wink, wink. At least he's consistent.

Hey, I'm not complaining...I run my errands, catch a movie, hit the gym, go to my tennis lesson, do some shopping etc. Then I fake my calls. Manager won't pressure me cause I'll rat on him. I make good money fudging calls. What a system !!!

My manager CS does the same thing I hope he gets caught soon, it is not fair.
 








I have just noticed that there are 12 people on this board. Why are you all not working to make our company stronger? Why do you waste my, my company's, and our stockholders time with this drivel? As of now we are instituting a zero tolerance policy pertaining to Cafe Pharma reading during normal business hours. Any employee discovered on this board will be terminated no questions asked. Also, all sales reps will be getting new time, GPS, and stamping software within 2 weeks so that we can weed out the cheaters, liars, double dippers, etc. If you think we are kidding you are all in for very rude awakenings.

Watson Management Team
 


I have just noticed that there are 12 people on this board. Why are you all not working to make our company stronger? Why do you waste my, my company's, and our stockholders time with this drivel? As of now we are instituting a zero tolerance policy pertaining to Cafe Pharma reading during normal business hours. Any employee discovered on this board will be terminated no questions asked. Also, all sales reps will be getting new time, GPS, and stamping software within 2 weeks so that we can weed out the cheaters, liars, double dippers, etc. If you think we are kidding you are all in for very rude awakenings.

Watson Management Team

with all the talk of massive layoffs looming is this a joke or a precursor of a blood bath?
 




I have just noticed that there are 12 people on this board. Why are you all not working to make our company stronger? Why do you waste my, my company's, and our stockholders time with this drivel? As of now we are instituting a zero tolerance policy pertaining to Cafe Pharma reading during normal business hours. Any employee discovered on this board will be terminated no questions asked. Also, all sales reps will be getting new time, GPS, and stamping software within 2 weeks so that we can weed out the cheaters, liars, double dippers, etc. If you think we are kidding you are all in for very rude awakenings.

Watson Management Team

Dear Watson Management Team-

I will swear off of Cafepharma when you stop faking field contacts, stop kissing the directors' asses, stop buying elaborate furnishings for your home (tv's stereos, furniture, pool toys & equipment) and expensing them, stop running up $2,500 liquor bills at meetings, stop having sex with your reps, stop hooking up with other DMs at your meetings...and the list goes on. He who lives in a glass house shall not cast the first stone.
 



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