8 things I won't miss about the Westin St. Francis as JPM goes virtual

Don’t get me wrong: I think the Westin is a perfectly fine hotel when it’s not stuffed to the gills with attendees of a conference that’s way too large for the space. And if we never do JPM there again, I’ll even be a little wistful (not to mention slightly frustrated that all my knowledge of where to find back staircases, power outlets and free chocolate will become totally useless).

But let’s celebrate the silver linings here. Please enjoy this list of things you will not have to contend with this year as you take in the conference from home.