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Anyone know the status of the "scorned woman" iCAP? Or is it the "woman scorned" iCAP? The antigen must be the same either way. My wife is waiting to be screened for this antibody, at my request, as she feels that she has been scorned by her 1st husband. I don't want to marry her (2nd marriage for both) if she shows a 2+ or greater result via iCAP or RAST. High titers of woman scorned antibody in the bloodstream generally cause bitchiness, a propensity to overly shop using maxed-out credit cards, nightly "Honey, I have a headache" syndrome, the "Honey, I am always right" syndrome, the "Why didn't you put the seat down for the 1,000th time" syndrome and too many others to mention here.

This iCAP can't get released quick enough! My future wife is waiting and holding her breath for its introduction! Oh, so am I, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.
 
Let me give you some of my thoughts. Don't ever marry again. My EX-HUSBAND took me to the cleaners. But, in some states, that is how divorce law is set up. Suggest you look at no fault states regarding divorce. There are good reasons to get married but it is a piece of paper. If you do get married again be smart, and make sure you get a prenuptial (if you have money). Most people when they get married love and trust that person. Then you learn the truth about your spouse and it isn't pretty.
 
Ditto the Top 9 - spot on. Everyone is hungry for power, it would be funny to watch if it wasn't so destructive.

Someone wise once said that, "power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely ..." (proverb)

It is comical to watch when your on the outside looking in. Probably different on the other side.
 
Someone wise once said that, "power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely ..." (proverb)

It is comical to watch when your on the outside looking in. Probably different on the other side.

Sometimes it's difficult looking in from the outside, or from the outside looking in. It's hard to know what's on the other side when management clouds the windows with plastic snow in a can. That's the way management wants it at times . . . . . . so no one can see in, but they can see out. At other times one can see both ways. At times one can see out but not in. Crazy world isn't it? Sometimes it's different on the other side but it depends which side one is on to start with, also ones outlook, disposition at the time and angle of the dangle. All have to be aligned just so to visualize the differences on either side.

Hope the foregoing clears things up!
 
Let me give you some of my thoughts. Don't ever marry again. My EX-HUSBAND took me to the cleaners. But, in some states, that is how divorce law is set up. Suggest you look at no fault states regarding divorce. There are good reasons to get married but it is a piece of paper. If you do get married again be smart, and make sure you get a prenuptial (if you have money). Most people when they get married love and trust that person. Then you learn the truth about your spouse and it isn't pretty.

"My EX-HUSBAND took me to the cleaners."

Do you remember which cleaners it was as I will want to stay away from that one! Was it the Chinese cleaners at the corner of 2nd and Main . . . . . or was it the 1-Hour Dry Clean on Montrose and Main? I have always been afraid of going to the cleaners for exactly the reasons you stated! They can't be trusted.
 
"My EX-HUSBAND took me to the cleaners."

Do you remember which cleaners it was as I will want to stay away from that one! Was it the Chinese cleaners at the corner of 2nd and Main . . . . . or was it the 1-Hour Dry Clean on Montrose and Main? I have always been afraid of going to the cleaners for exactly the reasons you stated! They can't be trusted.

It will take TFS forever to clean up this mess.
 
It will take TFS forever to clean up this mess.

LOL . . . . . . . a roll of Bounty paper towels, some Clorox Clean-Up and a Swiffer Wet-Jet will clean this mess up! At least for a little while. Problem is that if ones anal sphincter is not working properly, then messes will be created. Most management at Phadia have sphincter issues that have not been taken care of. Hence many ongoing clean-up operations are required to maintain an environment that passes gov't scrutiny.

Hugh G Sphincter, MD
 
Rather than making the current chief look so bad, I would suggest that studies indicate cultures suffer most when they experience discord between how a leader appears to be, versus how day to day life is in the camp. Bad leaders in a negative culture makes sense, but good leaders in a lousy context do not. Just something to think about who is really in charge - even in absentia.
 
Rather than making the current chief look so bad, I would suggest that studies indicate cultures suffer most when they experience discord between how a leader appears to be, versus how day to day life is in the camp. Bad leaders in a negative culture makes sense, but good leaders in a lousy context do not. Just something to think about who is really in charge - even in absentia.

Ah, yes, Absentia. Many will fondly remember her as many did fondle her on numerous occasions and she never squealed . . . . . . not even once! She was at Phadia somewhere back in the early 2000's exhibiting brunette hair, a roaming nose and exhibited all of the characteristics of the woman scorned syndrome. Believe she was a DM out of St. Louis? Anyone remember? She often wore No underwear. Wonder where she is now?
 
Guess there was a CP party last night from all these posts. Sorry I missed it. I was busy playing cinderella at a halloween party.

I find this board fascinating on so many levels. There are many social, political and ethical issues brought up it is actually somewhat educational. I can't believe I just wrote that. Granted, there are some random/disgusting posts and some *key* CP players need to clean up both their posts and minds. Honestly, posting vile things makes the company look ridiculous. An opinion only, which I'm sure will be ignored. I'm sure a syndrome of some sort will be heading my way.

"The company" is following down a destructive path. They lose all their great employees for the most asinine reasons. Great employees are creative, complex and innovative individuals. They are the problem solvers and achievers of the world. What you lost your competition gained.

One of my bosses, is a great example of an individual who thrives in "The company" anti-trust culture. I get creepy-crawly fear bugs up and down my spine if that person's name is mentioned. I and others did good work for that boss, and were repaid with malicious and damned lies.
 
Guess there was a CP party last night from all these posts. Sorry I missed it. I was busy playing cinderella at a halloween party.

I find this board fascinating on so many levels. There are many social, political and ethical issues brought up it is actually somewhat educational. I can't believe I just wrote that. Granted, there are some random/disgusting posts and some *key* CP players need to clean up both their posts and minds. Honestly, posting vile things makes the company look ridiculous. An opinion only, which I'm sure will be ignored. I'm sure a syndrome of some sort will be heading my way.

"The company" is following down a destructive path. They lose all their great employees for the most asinine reasons. Great employees are creative, complex and innovative individuals. They are the problem solvers and achievers of the world. What you lost your competition gained.

One of my bosses, is a great example of an individual who thrives in "The company" anti-trust culture. I get creepy-crawly fear bugs up and down my spine if that person's name is mentioned. I and others did good work for that boss, and were repaid with malicious and damned lies.

Don't worry about your spine. Those "creepy-crawlies" can do a job on your manhood or womanhood. Just make sure that your manhood and/or womanhood are covered sufficiently to ward off those creepies! They can sneak in without warning and without a moments notice. Those "creepies" usually exhibit an extended member so you can tell before they arrive. A flashlight on hand will help identify them.
 
Don't worry about your spine. Those "creepy-crawlies" can do a job on your manhood or womanhood. Just make sure that your manhood and/or womanhood are covered sufficiently to ward off those creepies! They can sneak in without warning and without a moments notice. Those "creepies" usually exhibit an extended member so you can tell before they arrive. A flashlight on hand will help identify them.

You, mystery poster/s, can take the most innocent comment and twist it into something, well who cares. Thanks for the wonderful advice and I'm sure that I will keep a flashlight on hand in the future. I've learned that everything at phadia, et al. is not transparent, and a flashlight can be handy, so that at least makes some sense.

Y'all are quite in a mood this weekend. Interesting.



Where is/are nice poster/s?
 
Most of the nice posters are off in never-never land licking the distended arses of their loved ones. Some need it as they have not even watched "The View", nor "Regis & Cathy" more than once. Those folks are bound up and in need of an enema of great magnitude using a fire hose. The others, less so, but still in need of a good cleaning out using some Clorox Clean-Up and a Swiffer Duster 360 to make sure that the shoot is open and ready for business.

Have you checked yours lately?
 
Above poster, you are older then me as I've often deduced. The "Regis & Kathy" show was on TV when I was in school or otherwise having a life. I've watched "Regis & Kelly" a few times. But, I'm just not a fan of those daytime shows.

I do like Kelly Ripa and met her family when she was on scene this her show at Walt Disney. I was playing Cinderella at the time and I took a picture with her nice family.

"The View", again not a big fan. My least favorite of all of them is Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who was on survivor (I think in Australia). I believe she lost because was a backstabber "B". She sucked up to all the men on the show and then they threw her under the bus. Phadia must know her because she has celiac disease or so she says. Interesting, that someone with celiac disease would ever be on survivor. She married a football star from Boston College, who I know because my brother went to BC.

Now, my question is to you: have you checked your hypothalamus lately? It controls the four Fs: fighting, fleeing, feeding and well guess. Yours seemed rather over-developed one. Suggest you get a blood test or better yet make up a syndrome for it.
 
Has anyone looked at Quest's CP board threads? It sounds just like working at Phadia or their many company names.

Now, clean up your vile posts on this board or you will be facing the same problems that Quest is and has been.

Just a word to the wise, if any exist at phadia/TFS or whatever the name is now. Oh, and never get into bed with someone you don't trust, no matter what a pretty picture they paint, but then everyone learns the hard way. Don't they? I know that I learned but in the end I'd paid dearly for that error.

Please relay this message to home office. In particular, a very "special" senior manager. Who is clueless but sucked up to all the right people.
 
Has anyone looked at Quest's CP board threads? It sounds just like working at Phadia or their many company names.

Now, clean up your vile posts on this board or you will be facing the same problems that Quest is and has been.

Just a word to the wise, if any exist at phadia/TFS or whatever the name is now. Oh, and never get into bed with someone you don't trust, no matter what a pretty picture they paint, but then everyone learns the hard way. Don't they? I know that I learned but in the end I'd paid dearly for that error.

Please relay this message to home office. In particular, a very "special" senior manager. Who is clueless but sucked up to all the right people.

"Oh, and never get into bed with someone you don't trust, no matter what a pretty picture they paint, but then everyone learns the hard way. Don't they? I know that I learned but in the end I'd paid dearly for that error."

Know what you mean! Did that once . . . . . got into bed with someone I didn't know and it was dark! She said that she was a painter by trade and painted pretty pictures. How could anyone who paints pretty pictures not be good in the sack?? I learned my lesson, too, as you did. Should have known that the hard way is not a good idea when you don't know the person. Should have kept it soft. Yep, mine was missing upon waking in the AM. Yep, she excised it so skillfully so that there was no feeling . . . . . . just a stump where my manhood once was. First thing Monday morning will be picking out a new one at the weiner bank. Should have it attached by early Tuesday morn. Update to follow.

Mike Oxsmal
A. Weiner's brother
NY, NY
 
Above poster, you are older then me as I've often deduced. The "Regis & Kathy" show was on TV when I was in school or otherwise having a life. I've watched "Regis & Kelly" a few times. But, I'm just not a fan of those daytime shows.

I do like Kelly Ripa and met her family when she was on scene this her show at Walt Disney. I was playing Cinderella at the time and I took a picture with her nice family.

"The View", again not a big fan. My least favorite of all of them is Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who was on survivor (I think in Australia). I believe she lost because was a backstabber "B". She sucked up to all the men on the show and then they threw her under the bus. Phadia must know her because she has celiac disease or so she says. Interesting, that someone with celiac disease would ever be on survivor. She married a football star from Boston College, who I know because my brother went to BC.

Now, my question is to you: have you checked your hypothalamus lately? It controls the four Fs: fighting, fleeing, feeding and well guess. Yours seemed rather over-developed one. Suggest you get a blood test or better yet make up a syndrome for it.

"Above poster, you are older then me as I've often deduced."

Please use correct grammar! It should be "Above poster, you are older than I am as I've often deduced. Geez kids today . . . . . . . . did they ever teach you English grammar in HS or college like they did us OLD folks? Think not.

In answer to your question . . . . . yes, my Hypothalamus is doing just fine. Took her for a walk this AM and behaved the whole time! She is a Mexican weiner dog that scrapes the ground when she walks, hence the "hypo" in her name. We shortened her name to Thalamus as her real name is "Thalamusamidgeon" and much too long to pronounce, much less spell!

Yes, Hypothalamus is good at the 4-F's including the last one. She had a litter in June that consisted of 3 boy Hypothalamisters and 3 girl Hypothalamisses. All were born barking Spanish and craving huevos rancheros and carne asada for breakfast.

Will wonders ever cease?
 


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