Acclarent

I am sure you are one of the reps with a ridiculously low quota. Enjoy your 35k a month quota because come january you will understand why people are so pissed.

 

Guess you weren't around when Fabian fired someone for golfing-oh yeah it was his best friend you dick fuck-keep posting how you golf all the time, we'll figure out who you are with an "open" next to what used to be your territory.

 

How about another golfer who was canned on Friday? Same guy that bragged ALL the time about golfing during the week.

Acclarent is now looking to fill the open Management position in the upper midwest

 

FOOOOOOOOOORRREE!!!! time to hit the links...nuttin better then 18 on a Monday!!

 

speaking of "open", there was an "open" tee time at 2 PM...FFFFOooooreeeeeee! Ill stop by the 19th hole first to quench my Monday morning thirst!

 

hot one on the links today! Using my Acclarent golf towel to wipe my sweat-then another beer and confirm my day tomorrow. I love summer "dick fuck". "golf" is for closers putz!!

 

Yeah, who knew kojak worked here- maybe if he wasn't worrying about everyone else he would sell something and stop crying and blaming others for his failure! Jealous biotch..hey, look for some forensic evidence in this post Mr. CSI. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Golf is for closers and blaming management is for posers! Hahahahahahahaha!

 

You can't be that stupid so you must be that new not to know what the person was referring to regarding the FDA.

 

I was being sarcastic DUMASS! Keep looking for clues to who I am...(I think the butler did it with the candlestick in the conservatory). -OR-just look above where you are in the rankings, though there are probably too many names to narrow it down HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! gotta go and get ready to sell something tomorrow while you troll cafe pharma and look for sympathy.Too bad your docs are not on the thread here-if so, you could try your pitch on one of them and get a hot lead. If you want we can role play at the next sales meeting and Ill teach you something. goodnight my little brown ring!

 

Not Linigan but one of his men!!!!!

 

Just noticed your remark to a question someone posted about an interview. Is this guy really that tuff? Trying to keep my options open since I have other interviews lined up as well.

 

APPLAUD!!!!!

 

Fabian got to where he is through hardworking and you drag him down because you cannot meet his standards. Product works and that is all that matters- go sell and stop WASTING time on pharma boards. Ill say it again- I'm killing it this year, get my work done and still sneak in 2 rounds of golf a week-usually mow my lawn Friday mid afternoon so it is ready for weekend - though checks have been niiiice lately so have my neighbor mow for me- got some roll into next year- what a bunch of crybabies-really sad

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaah. Waaaaaaah!

 

Products work, really? cycolps is a piece of shit, image is average at best and we're expected to sell it at an unrealsitic price for the quality. As exciting as it is to hear about your golf game and yard, some of us come on here to address the real issues.

 

sounds like an ABM to me. some real winner here especially the guys hired from the outside.

 

ABM. A bowel movement

 

Cyclops is the furthest thing from shit-need to know how to properly position it. Feature,function,benefit- that's how you sell. Cha Ching biotch!

 

It's a scope big deal. There are multiple scope Co. Out there. Cyclops is not going to increase Max business (face it and enough with the Conf. Calls).
Bottom line CyFLOPS is a dud and wiggle will be right there as well. Ped's ear tubes? It's a great idea but the kid won't sit still for the first tube in plant let alone the second tube while inserting a device in the middle ear.
My resume is on the street. I can make more than 180K else where without being treated like a pharma rep just out of college. Thanks for running this train int shitter...

 

FYI when you add things like Biotch at the end of your post, it weakens your message. Stay on topic without insulting. Anyone who has been here longer than a minute can sell and doesn't need to "feature benefit sell" respectfully, that is a pharma approach to a device and is not relevant. It is about quality and it is about being able to leverage and bundle to eliminate the competition. Cyclops is an epic fail along with Stratus. These products were to eliminate the competition and truly make us market leaders. Entellus has a balloon-what is setting us apart? New device to compete with Stratus coming out, why aren't we prepared? You have to be in management because you are failing to address the real issues and continue to insult and blame people on here. Please join the every growing list of managers in the unemployment line or start making the positve changes the reps are demanding.