Significant Downsizing of Field Sales & Medical

Which metrics?

 

don’t believe any dumbass that uses “def”

 

They could save money but now by cutting out that ridiculous behind the wheel course. What a waste of money! How many tens of thousands of dollars are we wasting on that?

 

all of you sales dogs should be let go

 

All you MSL filth should be done with. We are not even sure what some of you do. We sell in sales. You Field Medical are redundant. Bye Felicia!!!

 

We need to start with the immature dumbasses who use Bye Felicia

 

Yeah, you sell real estate.

The “side hustle” of choice for pharma reps

 

The metrics you fake to pretend you actually work

 

Oncology MSLs have zero credibility & accountability. Blame everyone else. And yet the sales force is getting canned. WTF

 

It's a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
And love and tradition of the grand design,
Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out of every seam.

As days go by,
We're gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
We're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

When days go by,
There's room for you,
Room for me,
For gentle hearts an opportunity.

As days go by,
It's the bigger love of the family.

source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/familymatterslyrics.html

 

A matter of time…slashed budgets for lunch and learns as well. Gearing up for a downsizing

 

Sounds like the Orencia playbook

 

And it’s worked out so well they have to do it again. It’s the BMS way!

 

Lots of leads at ASCO for MSL openings at AZ & Regeneron. Glad I came to ASCO. I think we MSLs will be fine finding jobs. The sales reps might find it difficult though.

 

Tik Tok Tik Tok.

 

for those of you who were crowing about Tic Tic Tic Tic prior to launch, I hope you’re still with the company and trying to make this work!

 

At least those MSLs are safe. Unlike us Onc MSLs who are stuck between a rock and bad managers who have been lying to us.

 

You’re all gone

 

#SUPERSALESREP. You MSLs are window dressing now.
Love
Lurch

 

Have to say, the Field Medical Leadership has been so weak for years. They have bought into the cult-like culture here and believe they aren’t lying.