Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Niiiiiiiiice!
Niiiiiiiiice!
Contest (I'm not refering to the one on Seinfield)
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Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Thank you! Thank You! ThankYou! To both the santa claus song and the hillbilly song!
Thank you! Thank You! ThankYou! To both the santa claus song and the hillbilly song!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
That was great! I want to be your friend.
That was great! I want to be your friend.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
GREAT!
I'd love to know who took the time to come up with that....???? From now on, everytime I here the Beverly Hillbillies song I'll think of Biovail.
GREAT!
I'd love to know who took the time to come up with that....???? From now on, everytime I here the Beverly Hillbillies song I'll think of Biovail.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
If you can do that SO good you shoud be leading this company! The other jerks with their "Im better and smarter than you attitude" should leave! I know a song to the Beverly
Hillbillies doesn't mean that you are a leader but neither is Doug,Rick or Scott!! So with that being said" Your are my new hero" And like Ernest T. Bass would say... I loooove you, I loooooooove you!
If you can do that SO good you shoud be leading this company! The other jerks with their "Im better and smarter than you attitude" should leave! I know a song to the Beverly
Hillbillies doesn't mean that you are a leader but neither is Doug,Rick or Scott!! So with that being said" Your are my new hero" And like Ernest T. Bass would say... I loooove you, I loooooooove you!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Hey is that songwriter---John Puckett by any chance??
You can make GREAT MONEY! Screw Biovail & write them songs, man!
Hey is that songwriter---John Puckett by any chance??
You can make GREAT MONEY! Screw Biovail & write them songs, man!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
The song writer is non other than John Lennon. It has to be John to be that good.
The song writer is non other than John Lennon. It has to be John to be that good.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to: “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
Intro:
Come and listen to a story about a company that’s dead.
A poor excuse for products, barely kept employees fed.
Then one day while promoting the P.L.A.C.E. kits.
“Destroy everything!” cause an investigation hits.
Fraud, that is, shady practices, FDA probe.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Eugene is in the clear,
He tells Smith and Keefer “Lets move away from here!”
Said, “The Northeast is the place we ought to be.”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to New Jersey.
The Garden State, that is. Nuclear waste, open cesspools.
Ending:
Well now its time to say goodbye to half the employees.
Eugene can’t afford our loss, especially with no hockey.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
But you’ll need to be employed by a different pharma company.
Layoffs, that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.
Don’t come back now, y'hear?
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I don't get the hockey reference? What does that have to do with Biovail and layoffs?... Lame!
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to: “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
Intro:
Come and listen to a story about a company that’s dead.
A poor excuse for products, barely kept employees fed.
Then one day while promoting the P.L.A.C.E. kits.
“Destroy everything!” cause an investigation hits.
Fraud, that is, shady practices, FDA probe.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Eugene is in the clear,
He tells Smith and Keefer “Lets move away from here!”
Said, “The Northeast is the place we ought to be.”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to New Jersey.
The Garden State, that is. Nuclear waste, open cesspools.
Ending:
Well now its time to say goodbye to half the employees.
Eugene can’t afford our loss, especially with no hockey.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
But you’ll need to be employed by a different pharma company.
Layoffs, that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.
Don’t come back now, y'hear?
[/ QUOTE ]
I don't get the hockey reference? What does that have to do with Biovail and layoffs?... Lame!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to: “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
Intro:
Come and listen to a story about a company that’s dead.
A poor excuse for products, barely kept employees fed.
Then one day while promoting the P.L.A.C.E. kits.
“Destroy everything!” cause an investigation hits.
Fraud, that is, shady practices, FDA probe.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Eugene is in the clear,
He tells Smith and Keefer “Lets move away from here!”
Said, “The Northeast is the place we ought to be.”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to New Jersey.
The Garden State, that is. Nuclear waste, open cesspools.
Ending:
Well now its time to say goodbye to half the employees.
Eugene can’t afford our loss, especially with no hockey.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
But you’ll need to be employed by a different pharma company.
Layoffs, that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.
Don’t come back now, y'hear?
[/ QUOTE ]
I don't get the hockey reference? What does that have to do with Biovail and layoffs?... Lame!
[/ QUOTE ]
If you are being serious then you deserve to be laid off!!!! How can you not understand the reference to hockey???
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to: “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
Intro:
Come and listen to a story about a company that’s dead.
A poor excuse for products, barely kept employees fed.
Then one day while promoting the P.L.A.C.E. kits.
“Destroy everything!” cause an investigation hits.
Fraud, that is, shady practices, FDA probe.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Eugene is in the clear,
He tells Smith and Keefer “Lets move away from here!”
Said, “The Northeast is the place we ought to be.”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to New Jersey.
The Garden State, that is. Nuclear waste, open cesspools.
Ending:
Well now its time to say goodbye to half the employees.
Eugene can’t afford our loss, especially with no hockey.
You're all invited back again to this locality.
But you’ll need to be employed by a different pharma company.
Layoffs, that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.
Don’t come back now, y'hear?
[/ QUOTE ]
I don't get the hockey reference? What does that have to do with Biovail and layoffs?... Lame!
[/ QUOTE ]
If you are being serious then you deserve to be laid off!!!! How can you not understand the reference to hockey???
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
NO NHL THIS YEAR YOU PUTZES FROM ALL THOSE HICK-TOWNS OUT THERE!!!!
DON"T ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT"S GOING ON IN THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT GATES???
THAT'S WHERE BIOVAIL MADE THEIR MISTAKES---
HIRING SHITLOADS OF HICKS---SS, DH, ETC. AND MOST OF ALL SHITLOADS OF INCOMPETENT REPS FROM THE BOONDOCKS WHO KNOW & UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE IN THE WORLD WHICH SPINS AROUND THEM. THE MOST GOURMET ROUNDTABLES THEY HAVE HAD WAS A RESERVED TABLE AT MICKEY D's & HAZEL's DINER.
BIOVAIL SHOULD KEEP & CONCENTRATE SALES FORCES IN AND AROUND MAJOR METRO CITIES.
HEY!!! DOUG (aka THE SQUIRE) SCOTT, RICK...I WON"T EVEN CHARGE YOU MORE THAN THE USUAL & CUSTOMARY 3RD OR 4TH OUTSIDE PARTY FEES FOR MY #1 CONSULTANT PLAN TO GET BIOVAIL OUT OF A RUT.
HINT-----GET BIOVAIL DRUGS ON LOCAL METRO CITY FORMULARIES ONLY AND FUGGGETTTTABOUTTT THE REST OF THE U.S. WHERE ECONOMICS AND MONEY-MAKING IS A NON-ENTITY.
NEXT GET REPS WHO ARE SOLID AND BASICALLY WORKAHOLICS WHO CAN WORK INDEPENDENTALLY & WOULD COVER SLIGHTLY LARGER DEMOGRAPHICS&
WITHOUT ANY DM. (YOU GUYS CAN ELIMINATE THOSE POSITIONS COMPLETELY) SAVE BIG BUCKS.
FOR THIS INFO & MORE I WILL SEND YOU A BILL>
3rd &4th PARTIES COMBINED------
WHT SAY YOU ??????
NO NHL THIS YEAR YOU PUTZES FROM ALL THOSE HICK-TOWNS OUT THERE!!!!
DON"T ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT"S GOING ON IN THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT GATES???
THAT'S WHERE BIOVAIL MADE THEIR MISTAKES---
HIRING SHITLOADS OF HICKS---SS, DH, ETC. AND MOST OF ALL SHITLOADS OF INCOMPETENT REPS FROM THE BOONDOCKS WHO KNOW & UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE IN THE WORLD WHICH SPINS AROUND THEM. THE MOST GOURMET ROUNDTABLES THEY HAVE HAD WAS A RESERVED TABLE AT MICKEY D's & HAZEL's DINER.
BIOVAIL SHOULD KEEP & CONCENTRATE SALES FORCES IN AND AROUND MAJOR METRO CITIES.
HEY!!! DOUG (aka THE SQUIRE) SCOTT, RICK...I WON"T EVEN CHARGE YOU MORE THAN THE USUAL & CUSTOMARY 3RD OR 4TH OUTSIDE PARTY FEES FOR MY #1 CONSULTANT PLAN TO GET BIOVAIL OUT OF A RUT.
HINT-----GET BIOVAIL DRUGS ON LOCAL METRO CITY FORMULARIES ONLY AND FUGGGETTTTABOUTTT THE REST OF THE U.S. WHERE ECONOMICS AND MONEY-MAKING IS A NON-ENTITY.
NEXT GET REPS WHO ARE SOLID AND BASICALLY WORKAHOLICS WHO CAN WORK INDEPENDENTALLY & WOULD COVER SLIGHTLY LARGER DEMOGRAPHICS&
WITHOUT ANY DM. (YOU GUYS CAN ELIMINATE THOSE POSITIONS COMPLETELY) SAVE BIG BUCKS.
FOR THIS INFO & MORE I WILL SEND YOU A BILL>
3rd &4th PARTIES COMBINED------
WHT SAY YOU ??????
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
[ QUOTE ]
NO NHL THIS YEAR YOU PUTZES FROM ALL THOSE HICK-TOWNS OUT THERE!!!!
DON"T ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT"S GOING ON IN THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT GATES???
THAT'S WHERE BIOVAIL MADE THEIR MISTAKES---
HIRING SHITLOADS OF HICKS---SS, DH, ETC. AND MOST OF ALL SHITLOADS OF INCOMPETENT REPS FROM THE BOONDOCKS WHO KNOW & UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE IN THE WORLD WHICH SPINS AROUND THEM. THE MOST GOURMET ROUNDTABLES THEY HAVE HAD WAS A RESERVED TABLE AT MICKEY D's & HAZEL's DINER.
BIOVAIL SHOULD KEEP & CONCENTRATE SALES FORCES IN AND AROUND MAJOR METRO CITIES.
HEY!!! DOUG (aka THE SQUIRE) SCOTT, RICK...I WON"T EVEN CHARGE YOU MORE THAN THE USUAL & CUSTOMARY 3RD OR 4TH OUTSIDE PARTY FEES FOR MY #1 CONSULTANT PLAN TO GET BIOVAIL OUT OF A RUT.
HINT-----GET BIOVAIL DRUGS ON LOCAL METRO CITY FORMULARIES ONLY AND FUGGGETTTTABOUTTT THE REST OF THE U.S. WHERE ECONOMICS AND MONEY-MAKING IS A NON-ENTITY.
NEXT GET REPS WHO ARE SOLID AND BASICALLY WORKAHOLICS WHO CAN WORK INDEPENDENTALLY & WOULD COVER SLIGHTLY LARGER DEMOGRAPHICS&
WITHOUT ANY DM. (YOU GUYS CAN ELIMINATE THOSE POSITIONS COMPLETELY) SAVE BIG BUCKS.
FOR THIS INFO & MORE I WILL SEND YOU A BILL>
3rd &4th PARTIES COMBINED------
WHT SAY YOU ??????
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Whoaaaa, someone's cutting up magazine letters for a rant letter. Think ya been sniffin' the rubber ceeee-ment a little too much, pal.
[ QUOTE ]
NO NHL THIS YEAR YOU PUTZES FROM ALL THOSE HICK-TOWNS OUT THERE!!!!
DON"T ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT"S GOING ON IN THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR FRONT GATES???
THAT'S WHERE BIOVAIL MADE THEIR MISTAKES---
HIRING SHITLOADS OF HICKS---SS, DH, ETC. AND MOST OF ALL SHITLOADS OF INCOMPETENT REPS FROM THE BOONDOCKS WHO KNOW & UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE IN THE WORLD WHICH SPINS AROUND THEM. THE MOST GOURMET ROUNDTABLES THEY HAVE HAD WAS A RESERVED TABLE AT MICKEY D's & HAZEL's DINER.
BIOVAIL SHOULD KEEP & CONCENTRATE SALES FORCES IN AND AROUND MAJOR METRO CITIES.
HEY!!! DOUG (aka THE SQUIRE) SCOTT, RICK...I WON"T EVEN CHARGE YOU MORE THAN THE USUAL & CUSTOMARY 3RD OR 4TH OUTSIDE PARTY FEES FOR MY #1 CONSULTANT PLAN TO GET BIOVAIL OUT OF A RUT.
HINT-----GET BIOVAIL DRUGS ON LOCAL METRO CITY FORMULARIES ONLY AND FUGGGETTTTABOUTTT THE REST OF THE U.S. WHERE ECONOMICS AND MONEY-MAKING IS A NON-ENTITY.
NEXT GET REPS WHO ARE SOLID AND BASICALLY WORKAHOLICS WHO CAN WORK INDEPENDENTALLY & WOULD COVER SLIGHTLY LARGER DEMOGRAPHICS&
WITHOUT ANY DM. (YOU GUYS CAN ELIMINATE THOSE POSITIONS COMPLETELY) SAVE BIG BUCKS.
FOR THIS INFO & MORE I WILL SEND YOU A BILL>
3rd &4th PARTIES COMBINED------
WHT SAY YOU ??????
[/ QUOTE ]
Whoaaaa, someone's cutting up magazine letters for a rant letter. Think ya been sniffin' the rubber ceeee-ment a little too much, pal.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
[ QUOTE ]
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Doug Squires is coming to town
Rick's makin a list
Scott's checkin it twice
They'll fire your ass
and they won't think twice
cause Doug Squires is comin to town
They know when your out working
They know when you stay home
They know who's goin to stay or go
So be prepare when ya answer your phone
OOHH you better put out
no one cares if you cry
Eugene was thrown out
I'm telling you why
cause Doug Squires is comin to town!!!
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Who the hell is Scott?????
[ QUOTE ]
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Doug Squires is coming to town
Rick's makin a list
Scott's checkin it twice
They'll fire your ass
and they won't think twice
cause Doug Squires is comin to town
They know when your out working
They know when you stay home
They know who's goin to stay or go
So be prepare when ya answer your phone
OOHH you better put out
no one cares if you cry
Eugene was thrown out
I'm telling you why
cause Doug Squires is comin to town!!!
[/ QUOTE ]
Who the hell is Scott?????
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
You know, Scott Bakula from Star Trek Enterprise and Quantum Leap.
You know, Scott Bakula from Star Trek Enterprise and Quantum Leap.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Sung to “Yesterday” by the Beatles
Severance pay, just a week ago seemed far away,
March 31st will be compared to Pearl Harbor Day
Oh, I updated my resume.
Suddenly, Biovail’s half of what it used to be.
There’s a layoff hanging over me.
Oh, downsizing came suddenly.
Why we have to go I don’t know Doug would not say.
Managed Care has all gone wrong, now it’s time for reps to pay.
Severance pay, most PCP reps will not be asked to stay.
Contact a recruiter and begin to pray.
Oh, my last check is severance pay.
Sung to “Yesterday” by the Beatles
Severance pay, just a week ago seemed far away,
March 31st will be compared to Pearl Harbor Day
Oh, I updated my resume.
Suddenly, Biovail’s half of what it used to be.
There’s a layoff hanging over me.
Oh, downsizing came suddenly.
Why we have to go I don’t know Doug would not say.
Managed Care has all gone wrong, now it’s time for reps to pay.
Severance pay, most PCP reps will not be asked to stay.
Contact a recruiter and begin to pray.
Oh, my last check is severance pay.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to “Yesterday” by the Beatles
Severance pay, just a week ago seemed far away,
March 31st will be compared to Pearl Harbor Day
Oh, I updated my resume.
Suddenly, Biovail’s half of what it used to be.
There’s a layoff hanging over me.
Oh, downsizing came suddenly.
Why we have to go I don’t know Doug would not say.
Managed Care has all gone wrong, now it’s time for reps to pay.
Severance pay, most PCP reps will not be asked to stay.
Contact a recruiter and begin to pray.
Oh, my last check is severance pay.
[/ QUOTE ]
Is this the same author of the Beverly HillBillies Song? You are pure genius!!!!
[ QUOTE ]
Sung to “Yesterday” by the Beatles
Severance pay, just a week ago seemed far away,
March 31st will be compared to Pearl Harbor Day
Oh, I updated my resume.
Suddenly, Biovail’s half of what it used to be.
There’s a layoff hanging over me.
Oh, downsizing came suddenly.
Why we have to go I don’t know Doug would not say.
Managed Care has all gone wrong, now it’s time for reps to pay.
Severance pay, most PCP reps will not be asked to stay.
Contact a recruiter and begin to pray.
Oh, my last check is severance pay.
[/ QUOTE ]
Is this the same author of the Beverly HillBillies Song? You are pure genius!!!!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Yes, the same.
Yes, the same.
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
(Apologies to The Brady Bunch...)
Here’s a story about a guy named Dougie
Who was brought in to improve our ROI.
All of us might lose our jobs – in a layoff –
Now let me tell you why.
It’s the story of a corporate failure,
Where direction changed weekly if not more.
“We’re a sales force…or a manufacturer.”
Oh shit we’ll soon be poor!
In a few days we will all be on a phone call
When they drop the “thanks for playing” layoff bomb.
So if you have somehow missed the message
QUIT SINGING AND GO VISIT MONSTER.COM!
(Apologies to The Brady Bunch...)
Here’s a story about a guy named Dougie
Who was brought in to improve our ROI.
All of us might lose our jobs – in a layoff –
Now let me tell you why.
It’s the story of a corporate failure,
Where direction changed weekly if not more.
“We’re a sales force…or a manufacturer.”
Oh shit we’ll soon be poor!
In a few days we will all be on a phone call
When they drop the “thanks for playing” layoff bomb.
So if you have somehow missed the message
QUIT SINGING AND GO VISIT MONSTER.COM!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Ok...whoever wrote all these songs is making me laugh for the first time in weeks! THANK YOU!!! Pure genius!
Ok...whoever wrote all these songs is making me laugh for the first time in weeks! THANK YOU!!! Pure genius!
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
To all wondering about the hockey references:
Eugene own a hockey team in the NHL.
Thats why.....
To all wondering about the hockey references:
Eugene own a hockey team in the NHL.
Thats why.....
Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
I wrote the Bev Hillbillies and Yesterday songs, but not the others. It's nice to see everyone giving a "Team Effort" on this thread.
I wrote the Bev Hillbillies and Yesterday songs, but not the others. It's nice to see everyone giving a "Team Effort" on this thread.