Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Three midgets are riding on a bus when one of them says, “I think I have the worlds smallest hands, and I think I’m going to go to the Guinness Book of World Records and find out.” The other two midgets agree that those are some small hands. Then the second midget pulls of his shoes and says, “I think I have the worlds smallest feet. Maybe I should go with you.” The first and third midgets agree that he has some really small feet. Then the third midget pulls his pants off and says, “Well I’m convinced that I have the worlds smallest intellect, and I too should go with you.” The first and second midgets look at each other and agree that he has the smallest penis they have ever seen. So the next day the three midgets go to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. At the reception desk a lady tells them that they’ll be seen one at a time. The first midget goes through a door and is away for about 5 minutes. When he reappears he has his hands in the air and shouts, “you are looking at the worlds smallest hands. The three celebrate until it is time for the second midget to be seen. He is escorted through the same door and is gone for about 10 minutes. When he appears he dances in front of the other two and yells, “I’m dancing on the worlds smallest feet. Again the three celebrate. Finally, the third midget is escorted back. He is gone for one hour, then two, and on to seven hours. The first two midgets are very concerned at this point. At last the third midget walks through the door with his head down and he is sobbing and looking dejected. The first two midgets ask, “What is wrong?” The midget screams, “Who the hell is Peter Dolan??”
