Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
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Okay, after writing the B. Hillbillies and Yesterday parodies, I thought I would try one more. This is for my new "gossip friend." You know who you are.
Enjoy
Sung to "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet
They’re nibblin' on sponge cake
When they walk it’s an earthquake
Officeworkers breath smells like vegetable oil
Eating them shoestrings
Or a pile of chicken wings
They smell those shrimp they're stomach’s starting to boil
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in doctor-officeville
They’re searching for that lost shaker of salt
They all claim that genetics is to blame for their weight gain
But I know it's that chocolate malt
I don't know the reason
I worked this office all season
Nothin' to show but this Teveten study
But it's a real winner
We’ll talk about it at dinner
Why it was on rats I haven't a clue
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in doctor-officeville
They’re searching for that lost shaker of salt
They all claim that genetics is to blame for their weight gain
But I know it's that chocolate malt
I took out my detail piece
While they sucked down some more grease
Cut to the chase and talked about heart disease
But no one was listening
And onion rings were glistening
Then one of them complained cause I’d forgot to bring cheese
Wastin' away again in doctor-officeville
They’re searching for that lost shaker of salt
They all claim that genetics is to blame for their weight gain
But I know it's that chocolate malt
Yes, they all claim that genetics is to blame for their weight gain
Oh my mistake, they wanted strawberry malts
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Jimmy Buffet songs always make me horny. But Jimmy Buffet singing about the Pharmaceutical Indusrty makes me orgasm. Sweet!