Re: Contest (I\'m not refering to the one on Seinfield)
Sung to “Jump” by Van Halen
I get up, and Biovail gets me down.
We’ve got it tough. Our drugs the lamest around.
And I know, CRRR, just how you feel.
You’ve got to roll out the lunches to get a free meal.
Doc can’t you see me standing here,
when you walk past my hand does something obscene.
I’d like to rip out your spleen.
Oh, can’t take this same old routine.
Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump ship.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump ship.
Aaa-ohh hey you ! They’ll be no severance pak.
Recruiter how you been?
You say it’s time to go, but I need more dough
So I don’t take it on the chin.
Doc can’t you see me standing here,
when you walk past my hand does something obscene.
I’ve got the worst drugs you’ve seen.
Oh, can’t take this same old routine.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump ship.
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump ship.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump ship.
Get it and jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump ship.
-FCCR